EVOO by Christian Eager
Filed under: Language, Literature
…but I’m compelled to point out page 34 of the manual, which explicitly lists the items that are forbidden by the FDA to use in conjunction with this product, and look here, what does it say right here in the top spot?” And I say: “I don’t know how to read.” And she says: “It says extra-virgin olive oil.” And she just looks at me.
The Harness, by Joshua Allen.
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