Child’s Mind by Christian Eager
Language, Misplaced Thoughts
THE NINETEEN-SIXTIES
—Mr. President! Did you hear about Woodstock?
—Woo—Woodstock? What in God’s name is that?
—Apparently, young people hate the war so much they’re willing to participate in a musical sex festival as a protest against it.
—Oh, my God. They must really be serious about this whole thing.
The Wisdom of Children, by Simon Rich